Hey how are you?

Kinja'd!!! "mcseanerson" (mcseanerson)
10/02/2014 at 12:27 • Filed to: None

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Don't reply I don't really care.

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I hate automated pleasantries but I especially hate ones in the form of a question that people don't wait to hear the answer to.


DISCUSSION (12)


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > mcseanerson
10/02/2014 at 12:33

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The only reply I have ever given to the question "What's up?" since the second grade is "the ceiling."


Kinja'd!!! Eli's Got 2 > mcseanerson
10/02/2014 at 12:39

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Tell us how you really feel....

*logs off Kinja*


Kinja'd!!! Eli's Got 2 > Brian Silvestro
10/02/2014 at 12:39

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Me: How's things?

Brian: Meh.


Kinja'd!!! CAR_IS_MI > mcseanerson
10/02/2014 at 12:39

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Oh Im quite lovely today on this such a pleasant day. Thank you for asking. It's so releaving to hear someone ask how wonderfully my pleasant day is going. How about you good sir. How is your day going?


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Eli's Got 2
10/02/2014 at 12:41

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When people ask me "How is everything??"

I've trained myself to automatically answer "average"


Kinja'd!!! mcseanerson > CAR_IS_MI
10/02/2014 at 12:47

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And if this were real life the person who asked would be out of earshot before you got to "on"


Kinja'd!!! Eli's Got 2 > Brian Silvestro
10/02/2014 at 12:56

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Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > Eli's Got 2
10/02/2014 at 12:58

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BASICALLY EXACTLY


Kinja'd!!! TheLOUDMUSIC- Put it in H! > Brian Silvestro
10/02/2014 at 13:01

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I like to answer saying that up only exist in one's head. THERE IS NO UP IN THE UNIVERSE.


Kinja'd!!! Brian Silvestro > TheLOUDMUSIC- Put it in H!
10/02/2014 at 13:05

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Now I have options when people ask me!


Kinja'd!!! Eli's Got 2 > Brian Silvestro
10/02/2014 at 13:10

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LITERALLY


Kinja'd!!! Niquemarshall > Brian Silvestro
10/04/2014 at 18:02

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i prefer the reply, "my forehead"